The Chronicles of Cate

internetexplorers:

i had a dream that a really cute boy came to my school and he asked me out on a date and i turned him down I’m so angry with my dream self wtf is wrong with me

(Source: rumpleforcekin, via cuntykushhooker)

*holds wedding reception at mcdonalds*

grubbsgrady:

therealhamster:

2004 was 17 years ago

2004 was only 9 years ago

math

psyducked:

swiftingthrough:

is this glee

swiftingthrough:

is this glee

(Source: qpoc, via pizzaforpresident)

(via pizza)

carlsagansbitch:

ok thats cool but in america you can get 100 mcnuggets for $25

(Source: joycemannerism, via calvxn)

how to give a good handjob

bop it

pull it

twist it

(via ladyhayles)

instagrim:

proof that I have time traveled

proof that I have time traveled

(via ladyhayles)

foxnewsofficial:

the opening credits to it’s always sunny in philadelphia are always so underwhelming i love it